The crumbling of the Trump administration began in earnest last night. President Agent Orange (thank you, Busta Rhymes) was faced with the resignation of his chief security advisor, Gen. Michael Flynn, over a scandal involving phone calls with Russia. As you can imagine, the press are on the White House like a pack of rabid dogs. This has several key figures in Twitler’s cabinet all sorts of flustered. For example, press secretary Sean Spicer. “Spicey” gave a press conference this afternoon to respond to all the allegations and goings-on. During it, he mentioned Trump’s recent meeting with Canadian beauty and prime minister Justin Trudeau. Except the stupid ass called him “Joe.”
And while the majority of the conference was dominated by the Michael Flynn debacle, Spicer did find a moment to discuss Trump’s Monday meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Trudeau.
Mr. Joe Trudeau, that is.
“Yesterday the president set — had an incredibly productive set of meetings and discussions with Prime Minster Joe Trudeau of Canada,” he said, “focusing on our shared commitment to close co-operation in addressing both the challenges facing our two countries and the problems throughout the world. Our countries share a profound economic interest, with more than $2 billion in two-way trade flowing across our border every day.”
HOW DARE HE. Trudeau is the incredibly handsome, kind, and liberal northern light that suddenly has the US gay community interested in Canada. There’s more to love about Canada than Catherine Street it turns out! HIS NAME IS JUSTIN. I thought we owed PM Trudeau something for this unforgivable fuckup. So here’s a post worshipping his sexy, prime ministerial ass. Scroll through “Joe” Trudeau’s pics below and call the White House comment line (it’s open! 202-456-1111) to demand “Spicey” issue an official apology! (Feel free to leave comments about other things, too. There’s A LOT going on.)