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Kristen Stewart to Donald Trump on SNL: “I’m so gay dude”

Kristen Stewart hosted last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live, and used her opening monologue as a chance to address Donald Trump’s strange obsession with her.

For those of you who aren’t familiar, before Donald Trump was our president, he was just one of those people on twitter who commented on seemingly everything, including the relationship between Stewart and her ex-boyfriend/ex-Twilight star Robert Pattinson. He repeatedly urged Pattinson (who is not on twitter, nor is Stewart) to “drop” Stewart because “she will cheat on him again!” and even compared her to a dog.

“The president’s probably watching, and I don’t think he likes me that much,” the actress joked. “Here’s how I know. Four years ago I was dating this guy named Rob, um Robert, and we broke up and got back together and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane…

We all know how Trump feels about Saturday Night Live, so we can’t imagine that he was happy to hear Stewart’s message delivered on that medium.

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“So to be fair I don’t think Donald Trump hated me, I think he was in love with my boyfriend because he also tweeted ‘Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on @nbc & @Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.’ So yeah, that’s crazy right, the president isn’t a huge fan of me. And that’s okay. Donald, if you didn’t like me then you’re really not gonna like me now because I’m hosting SNL and, and I’m like so gay dude.”

She really did that.

Watch Stewart’s monologue below.

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