PARCHED. I’m parched. There’s a drought in my soul! And only fitness model and personal trainer (aren’t they always?) Moss Kazama can bring rain to my personal desert. This metaphor just got weird and sort of bordering on feminine product territory. Moss is one of the beautiful boys of Instagram, and his body is so nice that it’s dark-sided. Bad news for us guys into guys, he might be straight. There’s a picture of bikini-ed boobs on his Instagram. The caption’s in a language that I don’t speak so maybe he’s actually just admiring her swimsuit? Right. (Oh god, don’t be anything horrifying that will reflect badly on Wicked. I should probably employ Google Translate.) Check out more of Moss below!