Various homophobes are protesting “Beauty and the Beast” due to gayness

The backstory is that Disney’s live-action version of their beloved classic Beauty and the Beast opens this month. Director Bill Condon sort of off-handedly mentioned that there is an “exclusively gay moment” in this film. I’m not sure what an “exclusively gay moment” means. I do know that, during a time when things are looking very dark on the political scene for just about everyone (Republicans included) due to the evil empire having taken over, there are some dipshits focusing on something really stupid. People are calling for a Disney boycott. Seriously. Gaston’s little friend LeFou likes dick, and it has all of these bigoted people in an uproar. Of course, no one cares that Belle’s looking to get railed by a cross between a lion, a bear, and oxen? I guess cuz’ it would be consensual? Uh, huh. Bestiality > homosexuality.

Here’s a round-up:


Russian lawmaker Vitaly V. Milonov (he was chiefly responsible for the country’s terrifying law against “gay propaganda”) is looking to ban the film.


“In this case, society cannot be silent about what film distributors are offering under the guise of a children’s tale,” Mr. Milonov said in a letter to the Russian Culture Ministry, which oversees the film market. “The obvious, blatant, shameless propaganda of sin, of perverted sexual relations.”

Perverted sexual relations would be her climbing on wildlife dick!

A drive-in in Alabama won’t show the film because they feel that Jesus wouldn’t approve.


“It is with great sorrow that I have to tell our customers that we will not be showing ‘Beauty and the Beast,'” read a message on the Facebook page of the Henagar Drive-In Theatre in the northeast portion of the state. The message was removed Friday evening, but CNN affiliate WHNT in Huntsville, Alabama, has it here.

“We will not compromise on what the Bible teaches. We will continue to show family-oriented films so you can feel free to come watch wholesome movies without worrying about sex, nudity, homosexuality and foul language.”

Eh, the sound always sucks at drive-ins anyway. Also, is it just me or is it creepy that this biddy thinks that Jesus sits beside her at every movie she goes to? I used to think that about my imaginary friend when I was five.

This “mommy blogger” ruined her kids’ lives by canceling their planned Disneyworld vacation because of Disney pushing a gay agenda. What a bitch. I hope her daughter grows up to be champion, finger-banging lesbian and tells her to fuck off.

Here’s what she had to say:

Disney isn’t just aiming their efforts towards parent’s of Disney-aged children anymore. They are pointing a desperate finger at the innocence of our youth. Disney is targeting our youth like they’re aiming at big game on a corporate hunting trip. They are banking on corrupting the purity of a child’s mind for the 1%. They are no longer making watching a choice, but by forcing it to become mainstream, Disney is telling the conservative family, the Christian public, that they’re views hold no worth. In jest, they’re subtly encouraging you to conform your ways.

No, honey, BIGOTRY holds no worth.

And always, the American Family Association:

In summation, people are way dumb. But there’s good news. Fandango is saying that the flick is the fastest selling family film in history.

Not everyone sucks.