You’re gay because of fat chicks

Russia is a crazy goddamn place. There are some backwards, insane creeps over there past Alaska. A writer with a major Russian newspaper penned an op-ed about her disgust with openly gay couples and blamed them on fat women. Bitch, what?

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Alisa Titko of the Komsomolskaya Pravda was in Britain and found herself in the gay section of Manchester. HORROR ensued.

“There is a whole part of the city for gay people.

There is even a plaque there saying ‘Gay Village’.

It is the most popular place for such couples, there are cafes and clubs there with small rainbow flags.”

Uh huh, and? Welcome to 2017, hag!

She then goes on to describe the “disgusting” exploits of same-sex couples holding hands, kissing in bars, and admiring “explicit” murals as gays are wont to do — including a piece of art featuring Batman and Superman necking.

“At one of the tables, there was a wedding of two rather large girls.

“It is such a pleasure that there are no such gay streets in Moscow.”

I’m sure the gay people feel the same way, you homophobic shithead. And as for her theories on the cause for homosexuality:

She wonders if perhaps men “turn gay because girls are too fat and non-sexual. It can influence it.”

Lady, no woman turned me gay. Women like YOU turn me HOMO-CIDAL. DIE, BIGOTED CRETIN!

h/t: Queerty